40 FUNNY CHRISTMAS WISHES
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this Christmas and make your friends and family laugh with the funny Christmas
wishes and greetings. Christmas is the most anticipated and beautiful season of
the year, so let your love and humor spread all around you and design the most
amazing smiles on your beloved faces!
Funny Christmas wishes and messages
I hope Santa leaves you plenty of presents,
but I hope the reindeer do not leave behind any “presents” on your lawn! Merry
Christmas!
I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations
– but hopefully not big credit card
bills!
For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing
you a stress-free Christmas season!
May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good
kisses too!
Merry Christmas! May Santa fill your stocking with winning lottery tickets! Hope you holiday season is a winner!
Santa can definitely do some pretty amazing things. But I really wish he could make “late fees” disappear off of bills. Merry Christmas!
Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!
Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters?
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I love Christmas, but I am glad it comes just once a year. Otherwise, I’d definitely turn into a major Grinch!
Happy holidays! May you have plenty of coffee and caffeinated drinks to get you through the Christmas season!
This holiday season I think I will donate my bathroom scale. That way I won’t be weighed down with guilt going into the new year!
May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year? Happy holidays!
I love the holidays. But sometimes I could use a little less “Jingle Bells” and a little more “Silent Night”.
Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.
This time of year so many get concerned about eating too many calories. Therefore, I will gladly take any unwanted Christmas cookies.
Christmas dinners are the best. While I may not be the greatest at cooking, I am pretty good at eating!
Happy Holidays! May you be able to participate in the activities of the Christmas season rather than the flu season!
Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!
Happy Holidays! May your electricity remain on and you’re plumbing work the entire season! (And I hope reading this doesn’t make you all flushed!)
Merry Christmas! May the lines at the stores you shop at be short, and may your patience be long this holiday season!
Merry X-mass! May you be surrounded by jolly elves – and not nasty ranches- this holiday season!
We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas. We wish you a less expensive Christmas and a debt-free New Year!
My Christmas wish for you this year is simple: with all you are going to consume over the holidays, I hope your digestive system can handle it like a champ.
Happy Holidays! May the magic of Christmas still be with you when you open your next credit card bill?
Happy Holidays! May all your decorative lights be in working order this season? I hope your Christmas is bright!
Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season? (And may they be delivered on time too!)
Merry Christmas! I hope Santa brings you presents – and not sickness – this holiday season!
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